PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a